This Marinara Pizza From Splash And Fun Is Everything Wrong In This World In Food Form
War. Famine. Pestilence. Death. Dropping your toast butter-side-down.
These are just some of the worst things in the world – but a particular pizza at a Maltese fun park might be about to make the list.
Splash and Fun isn’t exactly the gastronomical mecca that the rest of the island is, but they still offer a food menu for paying customers. Between brown ciabattas, Mexican platters, and even some gluten-free pasta, they offer a sweet selection of pizzas.
Among them is their ever-popular Marinara: a pizza topped with tomato sauce, mixed seafood, garlic and herbs.
Except like, it’s not really topped with much at all, as one Maltese man discovered this week
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“Whoever loves going to Splash and Fun is, first off, greeted by rat’s piss, and later, when he gets a bit hungry, orders a Marinara pizza for 11 euros that not even an animal would eat”
The unfortunate person to be served the offending Marinara took to social media to share the unique take on the classic Italian food item
To be fair to the waterpark, maybe the Marinara slipped on a bit of a puddle and the toppings just shifted to the side after being spread equally and lovingly in the kitchen.
It is unknown whether the man ended up eating the pizza or not, but he quickly garnered over 2,000 shares after posting the picture and asking for shares, so he probably slept well that night regardless.
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