It’s 4am and it is time to go home. The club is closing down, people are streaming towards the entrance, and all you can think to yourself is:
After staring at your phone for like, a minute, you gather yourself as well as you can with a Blood Alcohol Level of 1.5, find your friends and let them know exactly how you feel:
However, the food you choose at this point in the night says more about your personality than you’d think.
In fact, you can tell a whole lot about a person purely based on their drunk food choices.
When pizza is on offer, why even look for any other food?
You are the kind of person who is happy to wear the same pair of jeans for a whole week. They might call you boring, but you know you’re saving time and doing just fine.
2. Wudy Sausage roll
You are the kind of person who doesn’t like to rock the boat, who is happy to go along with everyone else’s plans and really doesn’t mind just going for the obvious choice.
You probably also had the most fun that night.
3. McDonalds/Burger King Drive-Thru
As the world changes, you change. You always keep up-to-date with the latest trends and fashions.
When 24/7 drive-thrus finally opened up in Malta, you knew Malta had finally and truly become home.
4. French Fries
Outgoing and friendly, anyone who buys fries at 4am knows that at least a quarter of their tasty chips will be distributed amongst friends, and possibly even some random bystanders.
If you leave the club and are thinking about getting home and boiling a pot of water, chopping up some garlic and parsley, and cooking up some pasta, you should probably enter politics or become an endurance athlete.
You got stamina.
If you tell anyone you eat fruit after a night out drinking, you are clearly a liar. No-one has ever eaten fruit with four Jagerbombs and three tequilas sloshing about in their stomach.
Even white lies are lies.
You’ve spent all your money on trays, and now you have no money to buy food. You have a lack of planning skills in your life, and need to get your shit together.
9. Whatever is in the fridge
Pizza, pasta, qarabali mimli – you really don’t mind, as long as it is edible. You probably also don’t mind whether you go to Liquid or Havana: as long as there is music and alcohol, you are happy.