1. The couple or honeymooners who take over the jacuzzi bath

Whenever there’s a couple at the spa, you can instantly tell that they have just started dating or are in their ”honeymoon phase”.

This is a popular date for many; it gives the couple a chance to relax and just enjoy quiet time spent together. Consequently, the jacuzzi somehow is always occupied, it is definitely not fair that we singletons cannot relax and enjoy a drink there.

2. The mums having their time away from kids but won’t stop talking about their kids

You can always hear the chattering of a Maltese mother talking about her children. It is usually the mother’s first time at the spa and was invited by a sister or friend – she is above spa rules.

Why go to a spa if you’re going to endlessly talk about everything you’re trying to forget whilst you’re there?

3. The comfortable nudists and the ones that cover-up

Many go to the spa to embrace their birthday suit. The spa is one of the few public spaces where being naked or half-naked is a given. However, being naked is not a requirement and will never be forced, so one may choose as they wish, obviously do not go in a full-body suit or jacket!

4. The lucky ones that got a voucher for a massage and go, but don’t like to be touched by strangers

There’s always that one person who hates physical touch, and despises spas but was given a gift voucher for a birthday or Christmas and does not want to waste the money.

You can easily detect this spa-goer because they end up complaining the whole time. If you are this type of person and have a voucher, please send it our way!

5. The lightweight that doesn’t get out much and gets plastered on the bottomless prosecco and over-shares

For these, a spa-day is the equivalent of a Paceville night. This spa-goer is clearly wasted, but somehow hiding it well, even though they’re a lightweight. I guess the spa scene makes it easier to relax when drunk than the chaotic party scene. Hopefully, they’re far enough where you’re still smelling the lavender spa smell, and not the alcohol breath when they keep over-sharing.

6. The ones celebrating a 40th and getting kicked out for being too loud

Probably a drunk Maltese mother talking about her kids, this type of person is ready to party, just chose the wrong venue.

The drama definitely adds to the excitement of the day, and everyone secretly enjoys people getting kicked out of establishments – unless you’re the person being kicked out.

And last but not least:

7. The mum and daughter yearly outing

There’s not much that beats hanging out in robes and slippers, this duo is either completely loving it or hating it. It is definitely a good bonding experience, and can bring the mother and daughter closer together. Unfortunately, sometimes an argument can strike on the way to the spa together, and their tension can be felt by everyone else around.

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What type of spa-goer are you? And will you be benefitting from these deals?