It’s Movember boys, and you all know what that means: check your goddamned balls! Every year since any millennial can remember being on the internet for, men around the world have put their razors and shavers away for the month of November to raise awareness for men’s health issues; namely testicular and prostate cancer and male suicide.
The usual trend is for men to grow out the finest mouthpieces they can, with friends sponsoring them to do so, or by taking part in charity events dedicated to specific charities.
So, Maltese men are known for keeping their stubble thick wherever possible and if they don’t then usually they’ll go pale-faced (which is a sin in our eyes). Because of this, we wanted to imagine what some of Malta’s most well-known male faces would look like with a bit more fur strapped to their upper lip:
1. Rowen Muscat
2. Mark Lawrence
Moustache Fact: Mark has been known to shave in the car on his way to the studio.
3. Luke Chappell
Not just a head in the clouds, his moustache looks like one, too!
4. Joseph Calleja
I know this isn’t what Movember is about, but caw papi, kif inti, orrjat?
5. Joseph Muscat
6. Davide Tucci
This really needs to be real.
7. Adrian Delia
8. Ben Camille
Sidenote: Ben, why haven’t you grown a little thigh-tickler for Xtina?
BONUS: Michelle Muscat
God bless you, Bis-Serjeta!