Hands Down The Best Melita Rant In Maltese History

This guy just shaded Melita with some beautiful inspiration from the real Slim Shady.

Posted on Malta’s favourite place for customer bitching, Are You Being Served?, Dale Busuttil’s spoof of Eminem’s Stan, ft. Dido, is the most passive aggressive shit you’ll ever read.

And for anyone who’s struggled with Melita’s customer service, it’s beautiful beyond belief. 

Read it and enjoy. 

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And for your viewing pleasure, here’s the original.

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