9 Moments That Prove The VMAs Are Basically Every Paceville Night Out
It's nothing we haven't seen before...
The VMAs may be over, but the clips and GIFs they spawned will live on forever... or at least for a couple of weeks. But while the rest of the world is reeling at some of the scenes from Sunday night (our Monday morning) the Maltese are unfazed by the drama, because they see it unfold live every weekend at Paceville.
1. Someone will get drunk and ramble about how amazing they are
They might also feature some back handed compliments (and repeat themselves a lot).
2. There will be a Rihanna-style clustered grind fest
If you've been in a club for more than five minutes, and haven't seen a mountain of gyration, it's time to leave.
3. Someone will wear pants that are way too tight
And sometimes, just sometimes, that's not such a bad thing.
4. Your friend will angry-dance to deal with their breakup
This'll show them!
5. And they'll suddenly take it too far
Really Sarah, you had to go there?
6. Someone won't know any lyrics, but pretend to sing anyway
And every time they know one word they'll scream it loudly at the DJ... before going back to messing up.
7. The club gets too hot cause the ACs don't work
But you're in too deep, there's no leaving now.
8. There will be a Burger King/Chick King break
But you'll still keep busting a move, even while stuffing your face with fries.
9. Someone will wear a dress too tight to walk in
Just cause you look good standing still, does not mean it'll work out during a night of dancing and club-swapping.