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7 Other Jobs Explained By Emanuel Cuschieri

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Yesterday evening, the ex-president of the Labour Party Emanuel Cushcieri took to Facebook to discuss the end of Malta’s podiatrists’ strike. A strike very few people knew or cared about, until it was referred to as a strike by “people who cut other people’s toenails”. 

This (understandably) upset some professionals in the field. But what would simplified versions of other jobs be like?

Emanuel Oops

1. Periti – ‘tal-lego blocks il-kbar insomma’

Translation: Architects – the ones who work with giant lego blocks.

Lego Gif

2. Tobba – dawk li jbellawlek il-pilloli

Translation: Doctors – the ones who give you pills.

Not A Science

3. Nurses – ‘dawk li jaħsluk Mater Dei

Translation: Nurses – the ones who wash you while you’re in hospital.

Nurse Gif

4. Għalliema – ‘tal-babysitting ta’ filgħodu

Translation: Teachers – the ones who babysit in the morning.

Teacher Gif

5. Accountants – ‘dawk li jilgħabu bil-calculator

Translation: Accountants – the ones who play with their calculator.

Office Bored

6. Psikologi – ‘dawk li joqodu jsaqsuk kif inti

Translation: Psychologists – those who keep asking you what’s up.

Therapy

7. Avukati – ‘dawk li jaqlawlek xeba hassle man

Translation: Lawyers – the ones who create a lot of problems.

Lawyer

Do you have any other simplified careers? Let us know in the comments on Facebook!

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