What 'Member Berries' Would Say If They Were Maltese

Member Blue Pain Relief guy?

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South Park returned this month with its 20th season, and it looks like it's going to be a good one, perfectly timed for the showdown between Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche

The first episode introduced a cute new set of characters called Member Berries, little talking purple berries that serve as reminders of times gone by (if you didn't watch the show, see the video below). We couldn't resist reimagining what these Member Berries would say if they were Maltese. 

Member Denfil?


Member when pastizzi were just irkotta and pizelli?

Member when marriage was for life?


Member when Paceville had nightclubs not stripclubs? 

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Member Coconut Grove?

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Member when Ira Losco looked like this?


Member when Malta had a beautiful skyline?

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Member Blue Pain Relief?


Member when Joseph Muscat had a goatie?

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Member yellow buses?

Yellow Bus

Member when rush hour was just an hour?


Member Ipokriti?

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Member when Claudette Buttigieg was Claudette Pace?

Member when chocolate and toothpaste were the country's biggest concerns?

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Member Panama?

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Member when everyone in Malta was Maltese?


Member Norman Lowell?

Member summer?

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