A Quick Look Into Other Things Hugo Could Invest In

Since he's pretty much taken over Paceville already.

Ways To Avoid Joining Your Coworkers For 'After-Work Drinks'

For when running away before they've had time to ask you doesn't work.

Maltese Football: The Worst It Has Ever Been

Rankings confirm the crisis in Maltese football

What If Everyone In Malta Actually Was Obese?

Forget numbers and stats - we want fat celebs!

9 Ways Maltese People Fail At Simplicity

Simplicity is key... unless you're Maltese.

WATCH: A 'Frenchman' Exploring Gozo Is The Most Endearing Thing You'll See Today

What do you mean you don't take your baguette up to the bell tower?

Take The Hardest Maltese Food Quiz Ever

If you get them all right you've cheated!