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16 First-World Problems During Malta’s Summer

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Despite the beautiful sunshine, sea and endless stream of fun outdoor events, summer in Malta still comes with its fair share of problems. We’ve narrowed it down to a comprehensive guide to help you Keep Calm and Viva Malta. The trick is to have a sense of humour about it all. #MaltaLifehacks

1. Not being able to see your phone screen in the sun

How am I supposed to read the comments section ah?

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2. Your friends taking shit photos of you at Café Del Mar

Seriously babe, it’s really not that hard.

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3. Having a Monday morning client after Gringos

Just think of the konvenju

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4. Not having a Facebook reaction for “xiż-żobb?

Zuckerberg. Pronto.

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5. Wedding clashes

We’ve been friends since school but like, it’s Fatboy Slim sorry ta.

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6. Not having a boat

Pa, hurry up with that permit on the family home let’s build some flats ejja

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7. Donut lilo to waist ratio

Imma kemm ħadt donuts ah? You knew summer was coming, tipo

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8. Snapchat quotas

We need a legal limit. Suggestions? Marlene?

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9. Traffic

‘Despacito’ is a government propaganda conspiracy designed to make you get the bus.

And yes, one year later, it’s still everywhere. We’re still not sure how that works.

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10. Chillout music burnout

Who’s idea was it to make a lounge version of ‘Moves Like Jagger’ għid.

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11. Shisha douchebags

You’re Swedish, not Saudi. Jk love you please stay.

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12. PA Permits

Nipprotesta? Inżabbab.

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13. Festas

Who is San Gianpula and how many Insta followers does he have to justify this lockdown.

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14. Tourists

Coming here providing all our jobs…

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15. Reggae bars

Vibe vera tallostja, but if you’re gonna make a sofa out of shipping pallets at least get some cushions ey.

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16. Beach caravans

I mean, quite 80s but still low-key jealous.

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Tag a mate who can relate. Can you think of any more Maltese First World Problems? Let us know in the comments on Facebook!

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