Despite the beautiful sunshine, sea and endless stream of fun outdoor events, summer in Malta still comes with its fair share of problems. We’ve narrowed it down to a comprehensive guide to help you Keep Calm and Viva Malta. The trick is to have a sense of humour about it all. #MaltaLifehacks
1. Not being able to see your phone screen in the sun
How am I supposed to read the comments section ah?
2. Your friends taking shit photos of you at Café Del Mar
Seriously babe, it’s really not that hard.
3. Having a Monday morning client after Gringos
Just think of the konvenju…
4. Not having a Facebook reaction for “xiż-żobb?“
5. Wedding clashes
We’ve been friends since school but like, it’s Fatboy Slim sorry ta.
6. Not having a boat
Pa, hurry up with that permit on the family home let’s build some flats ejja
7. Donut lilo to waist ratio
Imma kemm ħadt donuts ah? You knew summer was coming, tipo
8. Snapchat quotas
We need a legal limit. Suggestions? Marlene?
‘Despacito’ is a government propaganda conspiracy designed to make you get the bus.
And yes, one year later, it’s still everywhere. We’re still not sure how that works.
10. Chillout music burnout
Who’s idea was it to make a lounge version of ‘Moves Like Jagger’ għid.
11. Shisha douchebags
You’re Swedish, not Saudi. Jk love you please stay.
12. PA Permits
Who is San Gianpula and how many Insta followers does he have to justify this lockdown.
Coming here providing all our jobs…
15. Reggae bars
Vibe vera tallostja, but if you’re gonna make a sofa out of shipping pallets at least get some cushions ey.
16. Beach caravans
I mean, quite 80s but still low-key jealous.