19 Different Ways To Say You’re Masturbating In Maltese
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1. Inġerrih
Let’s start with the obvious and most popular one.
2. Infaqqalu ħalli nneħħi s-sadid
The lyrics of an age-old song, this classic is evergreen. Or white… ?
3. Nogħrok il-fażola
Because sometimes, direct translations from other languages are just glorious.
Scratch that; they always are.
3. Inxappu
Yep.
4. Inbabsu
As unisex as it is somehow hilarious (because I’m seven years old).
6. Nagħfas il-buttuna
You know what this button does.
7. Insabbat il-mazza mall-ħajt
Violent? Sure.
Accurate? Probably more than you’d initially think.
8. Inniggeż it-trinka
Talk about trench warfare.
9. Nilgħab bih
All work and no play makes both Jack and Jill dull AF.
10. Insawwat il-barri
Ambitious, but we can assure you no animals were harmed in the making of this phrase.
11. Nobrox il-pastizz
Malta’s favourite diamond-shaped snack just had to make an appearance on this list.
12. Niġbed l-arblu
Again, a bit ambitious. But what’s a man without an inflated ego?
13. Inmelles il-qattus
Even in Maltese, this still works.
14. Nsodd il-ħofra
With so many potholes on our island, this one was inevitable.
15. Nibni high-rise
Refer to reasoning behind Point 14.
16. Nifqa il-Wudy cheese
Y’all might think pastizzi are the best snack you can buy from a pastizzerija.
Y’all would be wrong.
17. Inħabbtu mat-tustiera
Ouch. But also, OK.
18. Ħamsa kontra wieħed
Very visual without being overly obscene.
Genius.
19. Nimmasturba
Because sometimes, all you need is an old classic.