9 Frustrating Malta Situations And The Reactions We’ve All Had
They say that no man is an island. Well there’s a bunch of situations that happen regularly in Malta which make you wish you were the only man/woman on this particular island.
Here’s a list of universal reactions we’ve all had to frustrating ‘Malta’ moments.
1. When an old lady is ahead of you at the bank and she’s telling the cashier her life story
2. When there’s a road block and you’ve done nothing wrong but you’re still shitting yourself
3. When you ask someone for directions and they start with “Ara – taf fejn qiegħed [place only they know exists]…?”
4. When you take a foreign friend to a restaurant and you think the waitress might be about to be rude AF
5. When someone you know you’ve already met says they don’t remember you, after you’ve already said you remember them
6. When someone hoots at you three nano seconds after the traffic lights turn green
7. When you come home and you’ve missed your parcel so you have to pick it up from Mrieħel
8. When a pedestrian is not walking on the pavement
9. When someone says “xraqt jaqaw?” and makes it clear that your coughing is annoying everyone, so you try not to cough again
