Malta seems to have a knack for coming up with great punny names for shops, and the fun seems to just be starting. Following our first post, our readers suggested some hilarious other choices, and these are a few of our favourites.
There’s too many layers to this one. Never has cat food sounded more enticing.
Forget the world being your runway; how about the entire universe? Yes please.
3. Dough Re Mi
Musical Mqabba, putting Julie Andrews to shame.
Running the delicious delicatessen at Arkadia Food Store in Portomaso, Zammeats aren’t just one of the top local importers and distributors of fine food, but they also have one of the best surname-pun business names ever.
Hairdressers must spend 50% of their business strategy meetings coming up with punny titles. This one also does the job of rating itself, so you don’t have to.
Specialeyes specialize in eyes that are special. This pun brings a tear to our specialized special eyes.
This Żabbar business sells beautiful gifts for any occasion, and the fact that these intricate works of art are all made from real eggshells really makes this an unforgettable eggsperience.
8. Gori Butcher
Gori is more than just a perfectly punny name for a butcher, it’s also the owner’s actual, real-life nickname.
9. Beat My Meat
Legend has it that there is a butcher in Bormla called Beat My Meat. We’re still not quite sure how we feel about this, but the fact that it might exist is amazing.