Lovin Malta Is Now the Country’s Top Porn Site
As Lovin Malta has climbed its way into the top ten Maltese websites, this morning also saw the site ranking higher than BongaCams, Malta’s most-visited porn site. That’s right, there are no porn sites ranking higher than us – look at me now ma!
Beating the sex-cam site that everyone is going to pretend they don’t know about means that Lovin Malta is officially the people’s favourite porn – and here’s why we’re ok with that title.
1. It’s overloaded with beautiful people
Seriously – from Kris Micallef’s stunning shots, to half-Maltese stunners, to Instagram’s must follows. We’re never really short of local hotties!
2. And kinda addictive
How is it already 2:00 am, and why am I still looping the Madonna-in-a-box GIF?
3. But you’re not comfortable talking about it with your parents
Are you really ready to admit you liked an article in favour of the morning-after pill? We thought not.
4. But it’s fun to discuss the taboo stuff with your friends
Usually by tagging them in posts about their annoying habits
5. Malta porn is totally a category that needs to exist
And there’s no shortage of love for all our beaches, towns, restaurants and pretty little sister!
6. Everyone’s been here, even if it’s ‘just from a pop-up!!‘
Sure it was honey. But with over 1,000,000 unique users since launch, even those with unnecessary amounts of comments-rage have been here and (sort of) enjoyed their stay!
Bonus: There’s literally porn on our site
And this is not one of those moments where people misuse literally. It’s literally porn.
