Sure, we might all have our political differences, but you know what we can all get behind (or in front, or under)? Sexy politicians. And it turns out that Malta has got quite a lot of those!
Here’s a look at the country’s sexiest male politicians of all time, ranked in descending order. If you can’t see your favourite politico here, then we’re sorry; he just didn’t make the cut. And with such a strapping collection of hunks, daddies and puppy eyes, it’s no wonder.
10. Adrian Delia
We’re sorry, but someone had to kick the list off. We hope Delia won’t be too opposed to this ranking (get it?!).
9. Lawrence Gonzi
The ex-Prime Minister makes it almost to the bottom of the list, however he would still be chosen to star on a Maltese version of Law and Order. #MhuxMoħħiBissMistrieħ
8. Jean Pierre Debono
Putting Jean Pierre on number eight was very hard for us to do. Sorry boo, but it turns out Malta’s politicians really do know how to crank up the heat when it comes to sexy competition. Still though, that slick smirk-and-look combo speaks volumes.
7. Joseph Muscat
Although coming in at seventh place, our Prim is still a Prime piece of meat we would never say no to.
6. Owen Bonnici
The boy next door has suddenly started growing his beard and we’re getting some serious #DaddyVibes.
5. Louis Grech
Malta’s very own GILF, Louis is as close to Sean Connery as this country will ever get. Sorry Norman Lowell, better luck next time.
4. Michael Briguglio
This hunky punk-drummer-cum-activist-turned-fully-fledged-politician is definitely the bad boy on our list. He might flash a disarming smile at you, or he might come down with full force and wrath. You never know what you’re going to get with Briguglio, and that’s part of the charm.
3. Chris Fearne
If Grey’s Anatomy had to happen in Malta, this smouldering doctor would definitely play McDreamy.
2. Simon Busuttil
George Clooney move over; dreamy Simon’s puppy eyes will definitely melt away any opposition you might have.
1. Dom Mintoff
Dom oh Dom, you can lead us to freedom anytime you want. With his strapping good looks, fit physique and iron fist, we will never say no to an integration.