Sploosh: Prepare To Share Malta With Johnny Depp
It’s happening. Johnny Depp is coming to Malta. And the news alone will have fangirls like us coming a little too. So here’s everything you need to know about his visit, in five helpful gifs. Y’know, just to warm you up.
1. It’s not happening yet. Filming in Malta will start some time in the first three months of 2017.
2. He’ll be filming a remake of Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express.
If you don’t know Agatha Christie, you should at least pretend to.
3. Besides Johnny Depp, the film will also give us €8 million. Cake. Eating it.
4. The rest of the film’s cast is going to blow your mind: Penelope Cruz, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley, Michael Pena, Judi Dench, Josh Gad and Kenneth Branagh, who’s also the director.
We can’t handle it either.
5. There is no number five. We’ll just leave it to your imagination.
