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11 Porn Parodies Of Maltese Shows That Will Freak You Out And Turn You On

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If you’ve logged into the shadier side of the internet you’ll be aware of the fact that every successful movie has a porn parody to call its very own. From Whorey Potter to Titty Titty Bang Bang, all your favourite shows come with an XXX version – and we believe Maltese TV should be given the same treatment.

So here are our suggestions for would-be porn parodies of some national favourites. 

1. Dejjem Taħtek, Becky

Much like the original show it will run for years and people will keep going back to it for a nostalgic session.

Eileen

2. Bondage Plus

The lights are off, the room is dark; an intense interview doesn’t end just because the cameras have stopped rolling.

Bondi

3. Xarawank

Nothing ‘fil-qosor’ here.

Xarabank

4. Fis-Sodda ma’ Nancy

The blender is going, the oven is preheating and you have 15 minutes to kill… whatever can you do to pass the time?

Nancy

5. Blowjamin

This one is filmed in the style of a reality show, AKA scripted but nice and bumpy. Sounds hot – Paris Hilton would be proud.

Benjamin Couch

6. Ħadd Ġo Fik

This porno will require a lot of games played between large groups of people uncomfortable with touching each other.

Laus

7. Arani Nmissha

A tutorial-meets-porno on getting the best use out of your sex toys.

Arani Issah

8. Jizzelle

Star crossed lovers, sisters separated at birth. Who said porn shouldn’t have a good storyline?

Gizella

9. Min Ħa Jmissu?

A gameshow style porn parody where would-be actors and actresses spin a wheel to decide… Min Ħa Jmissu?

Min Imissu

10. Dissess

This is a classy show for classy adults where sex is discussed in a classy way. Also, every two minutes the host removes an item of clothing.

Dissett

11. Cumġli, The Movie

Explosions, gunfights and so much sex. Cumġli, the Movie is a high-budget production with so many extras (who eventually join in the fun) Malta’s population will surge overnight.

Cumgli

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