9 Red Flags You Will Encounter When Talking To Maltese Guys
If you encounter any of these things when talking to a Maltese guy, proceed with caution.
Red flags are actions or conversations which raise suspicion of someone’s nature or personality. These signs may warn you of future toxicity you may experience in the relationship/situationship.
People love sharing their icks and turn-offs – and there are some distinct ones which can be identified in some Maltese men.
Here are 9 red flags you will definitely encounter when talking to Maltese guys:
1. ‘Blessed’ sticker tattoo on his car
This guy’s most prized possession is his car, the sticker is just the cherry on top. He is usually a self-proclaimed optimist, but would be the first one to start an argument, or get into a fight…
2. Waterpolo or football player
Almost every guy I’ve met who is either one of these has been a disappointment. And many other girls have said the same thing…
3. Obsessed with the festa
Don’t get me wrong, we all love this beautiful Maltese tradition but if he eats, lives and breathes Festa – there must be something wrong with him.
The festa is five months away, and he’s already talking about it and preparing for it – like, chill!
4. Regularly attends Shadow Sundays
Shadows is a club in Paceville, known for the type of people which go there – red flags.
5. Went to private school
Private school guys tend to be a bit pretentious, they think they’re God’s gift to the world. They regularly speak in English and claim that they don’t understand Maltese, until someone pisses them off… suddenly they’re a master in the language.
6. Has a sleeve tattoo, or a birthdate tattoo
Or rose tattoo, or clock tattoo, or lion tattoo, or sword tattoo – basically there are many tattoos that Maltese guys tend to get which usually signify some sort of toxic trait in them
7. Andrew Tate supporter
This is more of a worldwide thing, than a Malta thing, but for some reason when an Andrew Tate fan is also Maltese, it just makes them 10 times worse.
As a country, we tend to be more argumentative and opinionated than most, and trying to change this guy’s mind is impossible.
8. Plays really loud music in his car with the window down
The classical ‘kiesaħ’. It’s usually some Kanye West music, as well. Makes it that much worse.
9. If he claps when the plane lands
No further explanation.
BONUS: Guys who still live with their parents. I am aware this is literally every single guy and person on the island. But someone had to say it.
Be careful or simply run away when you encounter these types of men.
What other red flags do you think some Maltese guys have?
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