Here's Why Maltese Construction Workers Make The Best Boyfriends
We all wonder what the perfect boyfriend profession is, and after countless hours of intense research, we've finally found it, at least far as Malta's concerned; construction workers.
Hear us out; here are seven reason why we think you'll quickly agree.
1. They're strong
They will never say no to sweeping you off your feet.
"Bilmod għax tkissiruli"
2. #ĦamalluĦot is a real thing y'all
They're sexy creatures we all secretly lust after, no matter what we might think of their tastes.
3. Creative and spontaneous compliments
Their cat-calls, although generally unwelcome, are often creative and spontaneous. And hey, you've got to hand it to them for constantly thinking on their feet.
"Jaqaw int cake? għax nixtieq naqsmek"
4. They're great at teamwork
There's no I in team — and these guys know it. You will never be left to do anything on your own.
"Ħalliħ, issa ndaħħalulek jien"
5. Free house fixing
Jonnie tad-dawl move over, we have our own free hunk now.
"U le dak issa nirranġah jien"
6. They can use their tools
It will be like living in a Mills and Boon book.
7. Most importantly, they can use a jackhammer
... very well.