7 Paceville-Ready Dance Moves Maltese People Need To Steal From Eurovision 2018

Many people argue that the Eurovision doesn’t offer our country anything good, but for those who are paying attention, it is the ultimate learning experience. You just need to be willing to learn.

Here are seven, life-changing dance moves we learnt this year that prove the importance of the show.

1. The ‘people are shoving me while I’m trying to get a drink but also still dancing’ 

Why is everyone so rough?

2. The ‘how many pairs of legs do I see under the door of that toilet stall’

What are they doing in there?

3. The ‘I’m drunk but I hope that person across the bar thinks my moves are sexy’

OMG he’s looking at me… act casual.

4. The ‘I’ve danced off the booze, looked around at the people left in the club and it’s time to leave, like now‘

The best way to step off the pole.

5. The ‘thanks for letting me cross the road to get to Champs when I wasn’t even on a zebra crossing’

The sausage rolls were calling my name.

6. The ‘I don’t have an ass, but I’m gonna try twerk anyway’

It worked for Miley…

7. Literally anything Eleni from Cyprus did for any reason you want

Seriously. From karaoke bars to the heaviest club, everyone needs more Fuego. 

BONUS: The ‘”I survived bitches” text to your WhatsApp group after you blacked out the night before’ 

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