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WATCH: A Complete Run Down Of The Second Eurovision Semi-Final, Including Michela’s Killer Chameleon

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Malta’s Gozitan diamond Michela Pace has just performed alongside 17 other Eurovision hopefuls at tonight’s second semi-final. And to be honest I have so many thoughts that before we discuss Michela’s performance, let’s discuss every other performance.

I’m in my pyjamas with a glass of wine. Let’s get started.

Armenia

A Billie Eilish wannabe who looks like Lauren Jaregui from fifth Harmony, but I cannot tell you what she sounds like because the sound balance was so off. Also, I sag there as a shot of an empty stadium???? I call fake news.

Ireland

In the words of my friend Steve ‘ah, sexy’. But oh so boring. The 50’s vibe was cute though.

Moldova

Live sand art and a ballad and an extra AF dress. This is Eurovision.

Switzerland

Yaaas visuals, yaaas biceps, yaaas dance moves. But also yaaas predictable.

Latvia

Why are literally all the songs so boring? That’s all I have to say for now.

Romania

I’m bored again. But I appreciate the androgynous and slightly sinister take they’re gone with for the performance. Very AHS Apocalypse.

Denmark

Very cute, but if I hear another whiny girl singing a slow song I’m quitting. Also I want that giant chair.

Sweden

Ara, we’re not all vanilla. I don’t hate this one too much, at least there’s some rhythmical creativity to the song. And some very strong vocals. Good job, Sweden.

Austria

I really like her hair. But it stops there.

Croatia

Thea Garret called, she wants her wings back.

Malta

You can read more about Michela’s performance here, but I’ll just say this: three cheers for strong vocals, an exciting beat, and a fun performance.

Lithuania

A whiny boy singing a slow song. Okay.

Russia

That moment when he was staring out of the rainy window is me when someone tells me there’s no tea left in the cupboard.

Albania

I wasn’t paying enough attention to this one to form an opinion.

Norway

A very Eurovision song; a club beat, a man and a woman, a back-up singer that doesn’t really belong there performing some sort of Norwegian Viking chant, and pyrotechnics. I love it with all my heart.

The Netherlands

This is the supposed winner I guess. I feel like he owes Coldpay some cash for a copyright strike though.

North Macedonia

Oh no, I’m bored again. And what did the photos being projected mean? Very powerful voice though.

Azerbaijan

Ara, the Mars Rover.

I need to give a shout out to Shavla, the performers who took the stage after the contestants.

They had the most heart and passion and musical understand by a long run.

Who was your favourite contestant from tonight’s semi final?

READ NEXT: WATCH: Michela Pace’s Entire Eurovision Journey Leading Up To Tonight’s Semi-Final

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