Summer Fashion Essentials All Maltese Men Are Bound To Be Spotted In Very Soon
Lads, it’s summer time.
Time to stop messing about, this is what we’ve all worked for. It’s time to show off summer bod 2k18
ASOS are having a great sale at the moment, so lets huddle up, fill our wardrobes and get ready for a great sesh while all wearing the same exact clothes.
Here’s a list of the essentials for the summer season. Enjoy boys.
1. Short shorts
Hell yeah.
Expose those knees boys, they deserve some fresh air too.
Seriously though, this one is a bit of a no-brainer. It’s way too hot anyway throughout the day to wear anything else, so you might as well #FreeTheKnee.
2. Plimsolls / boat shoes
The official shoes of summer.
Boat shoes are a little bit more classic and classy, and plimsolls are considered to be the more casual going out of the pair.
Do what you know you must; buy a pair of either, watch them get destroyed by the end of summer and give them the funeral they deserve.
Good luck buying a pair which won’t look like literally all your friends’.
3. Sunglasses
Of course.
Apart from the obvious advantages of wearing sunglasses to cover and protect your eyes from the burning sun all day, they’re also a fashion statement. Whether you’re a Ray Bans aviation advocate or a classic Armani lad, you won’t be leaving your house this summer without rocking a pair of shades.
Just maybe don’t wear them after the sun sets?
4. (Floral) shirt wide open
Ah, of course.
Release the chest hair. Nobody buttons their shirts all the way up, although buttoning the shirt up to the first or even second button is socially accepted.
But removing all the buttons and exposing your chest along with your belly is something else, and it’s also something that you’ll see a lot of come summer. Especially if the shirt happens to be bright and floral.
Guys wearing shirts like this generally come with a can of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Balla summer vibes bro.
5. Ballerina socks
Technically, you’ll never see them, but they’ll be there.
Lurking under the shoes of your friends and enemies alike, thin and invisible to the eye, these small socks have single-handedly revolutionised fashion for the better.
6. Posh shorts
Not to be confused with short shorts. Never to be confused with short shorts.
Great when you need to go to a bit of a classy party. Refined, and required to go with either a shirt or a polo. They have to be dark blue for the most classical (and overused) look.
7. Tank Top
For the lads who want their guns (or lack thereof) out.
If you’re sighted anywhere near any Paceville club, having a tank top with a picture in front covered by cursive font is mandatory.
Oi Oi, let’s ‘av it!
