6 People You’re Sure To Meet In A Maltese Gym

With summer now out of the way, many people would be looking in the mirror and realising that perhaps, Malta isn’t the ideal place to keep a strict diet. And now that Christmas is just beyond the horizon, maybe hitting the gym is a good idea before the turkey hits the table.

For those of you who are members at a gym, we guarantee that you will easily be able to identify with some of the individual types we’re going to be mentioning.

On the other hand, for those that are thinking of joining a gym, here’s a list of the people you will most definitely be meeting and awkwardly making eye contact with for the next few months.

1. Talkers

The ones that come to gym and treat it like a social gathering.

Normally coming in with a friend or two, they take up the gym equipment by making sure they all work on the same muscle with the same exercise machine, and take ages exploring every single avenue of possible conversational communication in order to stretch their workout as long as possible.

2. The actual gymheads

The ones that are there to work out, and only work out.

They know what they want to do, they’re well hydrated and their workout routine is perfectly on point. Admire their form and mentally convince yourself you can be like them one day. They are the members of the gym everyone should aspire to become.

Well done gym boys and girls, the gym is truly your domain.

3. The steroid family

‘uge ones.

The absolute muscle maniacs with biceps the size of your head.

There’s something about their body size which screams unnatural; they’ve pushed their muscle skin to the limit and they look like they’re about to pop.

That being said, they’re four times our size, so just smile and wave.

4. The social media flexers

Whether or not you’ve ever been to a gym, you know exactly what these people look and act like.

Just picture the men and women going to the gym literary to abuse the lighting to push out that extra definition on their ab. The huge mirror selfies, the cute gym outfits and the four-second flexing are enough to bring a shiver to even the most nonchalant of onlookers.

5. The loud grunters

You can hear these screams of these apes even through the most soundproof headphones.

They grunt when they walk, and their scream reaches supersonic piercing volume when then push themselves.

6. The hottie

Every gym (and more importantly, every gym-goer) has at least one of these, whether you’d like to admit it or not. There’s just something about them that keeps catching your eye, and you’re always just a little happier when you see them working out.

We all know you’re going to end up wanting to lift a heavier weight or run a little harder as soon as they look in their direction, so good luck!

Anyone we missed out on? Let us know down below and tag someone who’s definitely one of these people!

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