Here’s What Famous Movie Titles Would Be If They Were Maltese

Movies are great. They help you unwind, chill out and forget everything around you.

Whenever you’re sad, a movie will always help make everything feel just right. It wouldn’t be the first time you just wanted to plop yourself in bed and watch a feel-good story or a chilling horror flick.

But – what if those movies were actually Maltese?

1. Mad Maxims: Luqa Road

Mad Maxims is on a mission: Figuring out which shop in Tarxien is actually Maxims and which one is MacSims.

2. The Wizard of ODZ

Yellow Brick Road is no more. It was replaced by a petrol station.

3. Sleepless in Sliema

Instead of the Empire State Building on Valentine’s Day, it would be Tigné Point on Black Friday.

4. Finding Egrant

Just like Neverland, Egrant might only be the stuff of dreams… Or is it?

5. Dial C for Corruption

This timeless classic will leave you in disbelief as the plot unravels in the most absurd of ways.

6. Mary Rose’s Baby

There’s just something weird going on with Mary Rose lately.

Forsi rat raġel?

7. A Streetcar named Desira

Forget Marlon Brando’s ravishingly dreamy looks and smouldering stare, this movie will be all about your mediocre mechanic.

8. Call me by your Laqam

One of the most romantic movies ever would be all about Johnny ‘Il-Kina’, his lover Martin ‘Ir-Raħal’ and their beautiful relationship.

9. TallinjaSpotting

Forget junkies trying to score and babies crawling on the ceiling. The true horror in this flick would be trying to spot a friggin bus.

10. Frida (Cauchi)

This lovely biopic would be all about Ipokriti’s very own star, Frida Cauchi.

11. V for Valletta

“A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having,” V would say to the V18 chairman.

12. No Country for Honest Men

Maybe this one is a bit too close to home.

13. The House on The Telgħa T’Alla w Ommu

That creepy house on the hill is all about that guy who keeps murdering people. Maybe that’s were the rumoured ghosts came from?

14. Citizen Crane

This timeless classic would make a great Ċaqnu biopic.

15. There’s Something About Mary Louise

This naughties’ movie about everyone’s it girl would be a national favourite considering how much everyone loves our gal Mary Louise.

16. Three (Thousand) Billboards All Over Effing Malta

Maybe instead of seeking justice for her daughter, this lady’ll be seeking justice against those ill photoshopped billboards we’re cursed with during the elections?

17. A Very Fucking Loud Place

Foget the suspense, if this movie was set in Malta everyone would be dead in like, two seconds.

18. Harry Potter and the Order from Time To Eat

How long will Harry wait? Will his food ever come? Is the delivery guy lost again? Nobody knows, trust us.

19. The Sound of Petards

Replace every single word in this GIF with petards and fireworks.

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