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How To Piss Off The Maltese People With One Simple Sentence

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A recent article that summarises how to piss off different countries around Europe in one single line has inadvertently found the one that pisses off Malta without even trying:

1. Not mentioning Malta in an infographic about Europe

The map covers everything from talking to Turks in Arabic, to telling Italians you like ketchup on your pasta, but since they left us out, we thought we’d give a few suggestions.

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The offending map

2. ‘You guys make Maltesers?’

Fuck off.

3. ‘You all live with your parents’

No, some of us have turned 35 and moved out thank (and fuck) you very much.

4. You’re like European Arabs

We’re actually more of a mix of fuck and off.

5. ‘OMG you must know everyone who lives there!’

Basically true. But fuck off.

6. ‘Do you have internet there?’

Enough of a connection to tell you… to fuck off.

7. ‘Their food isn’t that great’

Considering we have so many international influences mixing with our national dishes, you can… come to Malta and see for yourself.

Tag a friend and piss them off

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