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What If The Maltese Were Allowed To Name The 7 New Planets

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Since discovering seven new planets on a not-too-distant star, NASA has asked the public to help name them. Since the results were (unsurprisingly) disastrous, we thought we’d suggest a few potential ideas on behalf of the Maltese people for #7NamesFor7NewPlanets

1. Name them after our Presidents

Marie Louise, George, Eddie, Guido, Ugo, Censu, Agatha and Anton

Fine, one will have to be drawn at random to be a moon. Still awesome names though.

Residents

2. Name them after our Eurovision stars

Chiara, Ira, Mary, Fabrizio, Gianluca, Claudette and Claudia

The double Faniellos may share a planet, giving us room to slot in a #Judwig or Renato.

Eurovision

3. Name them after our clubs

Havana, Plush, Sky, Aria, Gianpula, Tattingers, Grotta

If you’re in it for the nostalgia, replace a few with Kayote, Browns and so on.

Havana

4. Name them like Hugo

Hugo’s planet, Hugo’s space rock, Hugo’s new Earth, Hugo’s E.T., Hugo’s explore, Hugo’s dinja and Hugo’s

Simple and to the point. Plus you’d get the flight there sponsored.

Hugpos Cover

5. Name them after snack

Twistees, Tastees, Krips, Jumbos, Bacos, Chimpees and Tal-Basal

And force each planet to make it their official snack.

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6. Name them after our TV shows

Xarabank, Becky, Sfida, Liquorish, Tista, Tkun and Int

What? It’s not like Rachel can’t pay.

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7. Name them after all our obsessions

Pannettone, Politics, Prayer, Potato, Pastizz, Processions and Paceville

Sorted. Forget the rest, it must be these.

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