As suggested by you guys, so naturally NSFW
"Fejn hu qiegħed dan il-Kbir Alla?"
"Jaqbżilna d-dmugħ kif naraw ir-ritratti ta' nannietna jinqalbu fil-ħaxix"
"Axisa kull m'għandu pesisa"
Wait, isn't it "Merħba"?
Probably not the word they were looking for...
Print this out and carry it with you
Seeing as it's the month for kewkba feġġa gazing
And no, it's not 'Tramuntana' and 'Nofsinhar'
You know what they say about 'Durbies'...