Malta Is Totally Winning In This Imaginary Scenario Map

Second to none

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A map by bezzleford, imagining the names each of the EU countries would adopt if they were to bid farewell to the political posse, is circulating the web. Viewers are loving the hilarious play on country-names which have been invented in the style of Brexit.

But we think that one country stands head and shoulders above the rest for its clever EU-leaving name...


Let's face it, if Malta's EU-leaving name sounds like an action hero's last words after he blows up an entire scene – then it's definitely winning. So we're claiming the crown for this one.

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There are some other more than worthy candidates that are worth a mention. Shout out to these three runners-up for best imaginary EU-ditchers. 

1. Quitaly

Simple, effective, rolls easily off the tongue. We like.

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2. Swedone

We can totally imagine this one happening with a literal dramatic exit – shivering chins and slamming doors included.

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3. Berlout

The ultimate mike-drop moment. 

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Can you think of any other awesome pretend-ditching-the-EU names? Share them with us in the comments section!

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Ann Dingli

Ann Dingli writes mostly about art and design. She enjoys friendly debates and has accepted that she's a small person.