Why is this always so painful?
You keep doing you world, cos we definitely won't manage.
Do any of these symptoms sound familiar to you?
Since he's pretty much taken over Paceville already.
For when running away before they've had time to ask you doesn't work.
There's a Dudley Dimech out there for everyone!
Don't worry, half of Malta probably feels the same!
You're a saint. Seriously.