د . إAEDSRر . س

19 Different Ways To Say You’re Masturbating In Maltese

0
Article Featured Image

May might start with us celebrating all the hard workers of the world, but why can’t they get a proper break for the other 30 days?

In honour of International Masturbation Month (because yes, that’s an actual thing), here are 19 different ways of saying you’re masturbating in Maltese.

Hang in there; we’re going for a ride.

1. Inġerrih

Let’s start with the obvious and most popular one.

2. Infaqqalu ħalli nneħħi s-sadid

The lyrics of an age-old song, this classic is evergreen. Or white?

3. Nogħrok il-fażola

Because sometimes, direct translations from other languages are just glorious. Scratch that; they always are.

3. Inxappu

Yep.

4. Inbabsu

As unisex as it is somehow hilarious (because I’m seven).

6. Nagħfas il-buttuna

You know what this button does.

7. Insabbat il-mazza mall-ħajt

Violent? Sure.

Accurate? Probably more than you’d initially think.

8. Inniggeż it-trinka

Talk about trench warfare.

9. Nilgħab bih

All work and no play makes both Jack and Jill dull AF.

10. Insawwat il-barri

Ambitious, but we can assure you no animals were harmed in the making of this phrase.

11. Nobrox il-pastizz

Malta’s favourite diamond-shaped snack just had to make an appearance on this list.

12. Niġbed l-arblu

Again, a bit ambitious. But what’s a man without an inflated ego?

13. Inmelles il-qattus

Even in Maltese, this still works.

14. Nsodd il-ħofra

With so many potholes on our island, this one was inevitable.

15. Nibni high-rise

Refer to reasoning behind Point 14.

16. Nifqa il-Wudy cheese

Y’all might think pastizzi are the best snack you can buy from a pastizzerija.

Y’all would be wrong.

17. Inħabbtu mat-tustiera

Ouch. But also, OK.

18. Ħamsa kontra wieħed

Very visual without being overly obscene.

Genius.

19. Nimmasturba

Because sometimes, all you need is an old classic.

What other Maltese phrases do you use to refer to masturbation? Sound off in the comments below and tag the first person that came to mind when reading this

READ NEXT: 7 Places All Maltese People Have Been Caught Having Sex

You may also love

View All

Thank you for subscribing!

Your email has been added to our list.

lovinmalta.com says

Do you agree to share your location with us?