6 Signs That Your Relaxed Night In Might Quickly Become A Wild Night Out
Sometimes, you just feel like staying in and getting some proper downtime. On other occasions, all you feel like doing is partying the weekend away. However, there are those really weird moments when, somehow, you feel both things, at nearly the exact same time.
Today we will be exploring the minuscule details and barely noticeable actions that take place at relaxed social events in Malta. We’ll be helping you understand what’s exactly happening around your immediate surroundings, because as God very well knows, it’s when you’re at your most relaxed that the devil strikes! Suddenly, you’ll find yourself downing a bottle of knock-off vodka and falling all over a club at 4am, when you should’ve been been at home cuddling with a film instead.
Here are six signs that you relaxed night in with friends might actually (and quickly) become a wild night out
1. Packed bags
Unless the person coming to your house was told to get something with them (as may very well be the case), the fact that they walked into your house with a bag bursting and zipped up is the first worrying sign.
Yes, those sneaky weasels are in relaxed attire now, but heaven knows they won’t need to run back to their car to get their change of clothes for later.
2. Shoes
We’re at the understanding that you can tell everything you’ll ever need to know from a person just from the shoes they’re wearing. Wherever their actions, words or eyes lie, the one thing you can count on is their shoes.
There are relaxed inside shoes like flip-flops slippers and Crocs (if your friends come over wearing Crocs they’re definitely not going out, or at least they shouldn’t), the normal everyday shoes, and the obvious “WE’RE GOING OUT” shoes.
3. The music
If you’re just relaxed on your sofa and your mates begin blasting banger after banger, start to panic.
Sure, it could all just be because they like the song and they’re enjoying it with you. But we beg you, search your feelings. You know it to be a lie. Banger + Banger = Hype, Hype + Additional bangers + Banter = Going out, and going out when you want to be inside = Regret.
Those equations are very real, kids.
4. The social media checking
We’re slaves to our phones and social media, but on those 50/50 nights where your friends aren’t sure if they want to go out or stay in, social media checking is a dangerous game.
If you see them scrolling, liking, commenting or viewing stories, put a stop to it. The FOMO will soon kick in, and then, there’ll be no stopping the group getting on the Outing Train.
5. “Let’s have a drink!”
Hsss you snake, stay away from us and do not utter such monstrous vocations. There’s no ‘A drink’; there are simply drinks, and once the devils liquid touches your lips you’ve already lost.
6. The Mossa Kobra
If it was your friends’ plans to come to your house drink and go out all along, then let’s face it; you’ve already lost.
They’ve successfully pulled a mossa kobra on your ass, and you’re powerless to stop it. They’ll get up, change clothes and start drinking, singing and partying, and you’ll be just be there, lost, lonely and probably a bit cold as winter rolls out.
