7 Types Of Maltese Guys You’ll (Unfortunately) Meet When Dating
At some point in our lives we all need to take a dip in the dating pool. We cannot guarantee that you will find the love of your life, but we sure can guarantee you will be meeting at least one of these guys at some point in Malta.
Here’s a list of seven guys you are bound to cross paths with while dating in Malta.
1. Is-Supporter
Harmless enough, committing to this guy means committing to neverending football games, supporting him through every major tantrum he throws because his favourite team lost and listening to him endlessly blabbing about who sold who to whom.
Good luck!
2. Tal-Karozzi
This guy will never love you the same way he loves his car, and he is not afraid to show it.
His phone will be full of car photos, every Sunday morning will be spent washing his precious lover.
Tal-Karozzi will never stop obsessing over his one true love… and she comes on four wheels.
3. Il-Gamer
Lo and behold! The gamer will spend his Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at home, sitting in front of his computer shouting in frustration at everyone else playing with him — even if he is not heard.
This guy is very difficult to coax out of his room, almost as impossible as getting the football fanatic to give up football for a whole month.
4. Tat-Techno
This is the diehard bona-fide party guy. Tat-Techno will happily go out Partying from Friday evening till Sunday afternoon, running on as little as four hours of sleep, a myriad of drugs, bucketloads of alcohol, zero showers and two packets of Chimpeys.
5. Il-Buff Guy
This all-time Maltese favourite spends around 75% of his life at the gym.
He is so vain, he’s sure this entry’s about him. The buff guy will look at every single reflection of himself he can manage to see. He’d make love to himself… if he only could.
6. The Baby Daddy
This urban-legend-turned-human-being is everywhere.
The baby daddy has enough children to invade and colonise Filfla, Comino and Kemunett at once. Every time the baby daddy bags a partner, he will swan dive into the relationship like there’s no tomorrow.
He will profess his undying love constantly on Facebook — and secretly we all root for the baby daddy to find love. But after a year or so, he will leave the relationship in search of another suitable baby vessel.
7. The New Age Guy
Oh boy, this one has been volunteering in Peru/China/North Africa/Colombia.
This guy’s Facebook page is full of selfies of him showing off his immaculate teeth and chubby cheeks surrounded by malnourished children.
The New Age Guy will never stop talking about that time he taught arithmetic to children who’s basic needs are not met. This guy will take you out for a spinach chia and bulgar wheat smoothie in his Mini. He will give you an Apache Tears’ pendant which he fashioned himself from cheap wire and a leather strap… you know, to ward off the negative energies.