7 Ways To Tell Someone Is Recently Single In Malta

Breakups suck, there’s no two ways about it – but many people who go through them take the opportunity to turn their life around and start fresh… or at least start over. Here are seven clear signs someone is recently single.

1. Their profile picture is new

They don’t need their ex partner to rake in the likes, and that one photo from their 2016 vacation needed to go anyway.

2. And they’re on social media daily

Look at me, I’m living the life! I’m doing so many things I never dreamt were possible. Did you know I do yoga now?

3. They’re suddenly at every single event

Even if there are three parties in one night – you’ll see them smiling for the cameras, slowly getting more and more tired and disheveled. But they’re there and they’ve got the snaps to prove it.

4. And they start to revive chats with you from 2015

Whether it’s to ask about your mutual friend you’ve seen them eyeing, or to hook up with you personally, it’s weird to have small talk when the last thing you said to each other is “xD”.

5. They keep buying rounds of drinks

“This one’s on me guys! Ejja we’re only 24 once – let’s make this a night to remember!!”

6. Which keep getting progressively stronger

You’ve gone from G&Ts to trays of tequila. There is no stopping them now – they are spiralling and bringing you down with them.

7. They disappear for long periods of time from any party

Are they crying in the toilet? Are they hooking up with someone new? Are they doing both at the same time? We’ll never know (till they come out and tell you exactly what just happened).

Tag a recently single friend

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