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This Adult Toy Will Keep You Entertained Until Game Of Thrones Season 8

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Thousands of Maltese people are obsessed with Game of Thrones, to the point where it’s very difficult to walk into an office on a Monday morning and not have dozens of spoilers flying around (don’t worry, no spoilers here). And while they’re not as vocal about it as they are with GOT, new data shows Malta’s just as obssessed with Googling dildos

Now, we’ve finally found something that brings out the best of both worlds. Introducing the Game of Moans, The Long Shaft.

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With a name like that, the Game of Moans Long Shaft is exactly that; a sword-shaped dildo which pays homage to Jon Snow’s famous sword Longclaw.  The €100, 11.5-inched beast is the brainchild of Geeky Sexy Toys, an Australian company which has released anything from Batman-themed butt plugs to R2D2 vibrators. 

So if you’re still reeling from the abrupt end to Season 7 of Game of Thrones and can’t wait until the final one to air later next year, this shaft should keep you busy for a couple of months. Just be sure to brace yourselves.

Tag a friend who’d be into this kinky sword shit.

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