Our island has seen its fair share of crazy on local website Maltapark, but some people will really go the extra mile to make the sale.
Highlighting the above point is this listing for a BMW Z4. Looking to sell the vehicle to a new, loving owner, user xuerebmark spares no metaphor when describing the endless benefits of the vehicle.
That’s right ladies and gents, even if you look like some Herculean monstrosity this vehicle seems guaranteed to up your sex life (is that promise legally binding?).
Some other gems from the listing include talk of “masculine exhaust” (which we didn’t even know had a gender), and a long ancestry of the car’s design. “Born from the brain of a child who was fathered by a German engineer, mothered by an Italian fashion designer but also spent some time with his french grandparents.”
“[The car will] invigorate your sex life (even if you have the head of a prawn and the body of a whale)”
The car is still on sale for a bargain €9,300… but there’s really no price on keeping your “fans keep looking on in lust” and your “haters keep hating”.
So… are you sold?