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11 Hilarious Pick Up Lines That Will Only Work In Malta

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If you’ve been meaning to up your seducing game and want to make sure that your crush has never heard your pick up line before, adding a Maltese flair is just what you need. And if you’ve managed to exhaust our previous list of Maltese pick up lines, here are some more. Good luck / you’re welcome / we’re sorry:

1. “If you were a Red Electrick song, which one would you be?”

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“I’d be Inside You.”

2. “Are you a migratory bird?”

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“Because it feels like I’ve spent this whole week trying to hunt you down.”

3. “I want you to be my potato.”

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“And then you could be my live. Sorry, life.”

4. “Move back please…”

Grind

“… all the way back.”

5. “Have you ever seen a human bendy bus?”

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“No? Well how about we form one with our bodies?”

6. “Is your name Rachel?”

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“Because I’m looking for the one and I have a feeling tista’ tkun int!”

7. “Have you heard? They’re building high-rise towers all over Malta!”

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“But they still won’t be able to reach you all the way up in heaven.”

8. “I could be your Peppi Azzopardi if you promise to be my Xarabank.”

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“I’ll ride you for twenty years… and then some.”

9. “We’re meant for each other. You’re like a Magnum ice cream and I’m like Ira…”

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“…and you belong in my mouth.”

10. “I may not be Joseph Calleja…”

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“But I’ll make sure you hit all the high notes tonight.”

11. “There’s only one thing you’ll be shouting tonight…”

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“Madonna YES!”

Would these work on you? Tag a friend who really needs to up their game!

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