Malta Is Officially Colder Than London Right Now

Everyone in Malta has a friend in London who’s always at the receiving end of shitty weather jokes. Well, it seems for one weekend only, the joke’s on us. Malta is officially colder than London. And we obviously can’t handle it. 

Thankfully we’re full of ideas to help you deal with this apocalyptic situation:

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Do you live in London? Tag a friend who loves to make you feel shitty about it. And enjoy it while it lasts.

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