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More From #OnlyInMalta: Putting The Islands On The Map With Some Questionable Snaps

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Question: why doesn’t Malta have a chapter in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not?

We might be small, but what we lack in size we sure do make up for with oddities and obscurities. We’ve got microwaves in walls, for crying out loud. Microwaves. In. Walls.

What it means is that Malta is weird, but in the best of ways, and these images prove just that:

1. Drive DEAD slow, because going fast means you’ll live

 

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A post shared by Kevin Barry (@kevinebarry) on Jul 14, 2019 at 3:20am PDT

2. These ancient runes are said to be an incantation for protection from nature

 

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A post shared by Robert Reinikainen (@ronttione) on Jul 6, 2019 at 1:36am PDT

Priva etp ropet – green is good.

3. Honda are trialling their new AC systems only in Malta

 

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A post shared by @sjbuttigieg1989 on Jun 20, 2019 at 10:39am PDT

Now with extra dust and pollution!

4. In Malta, you are what you eat.

 

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A post shared by Jo Ramkissoon (@jo_van_gogh) on May 27, 2019 at 5:41am PDT

And obviously, all we eat is Ħobż biż–Żejt.

5. #OnlyInMalta would you find this sick style

 

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A post shared by @natapadron on Feb 22, 2019 at 1:08pm PST

Because we know what fexxin is and we goddamn werq it.

6. This Talbot & Bons board speaks the truth!

 

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A post shared by Annalena Andersson (@skulptrisen) on Jan 19, 2019 at 1:29am PST

God forbid we stray from the words of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Chardonnay.

7. Now for a joke: How many Maltese does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

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A post shared by Gahan Onlajn Official (@gahanonlajn) on Dec 5, 2018 at 10:33am PST

As many as you can fit into an MEP election drive.

8. One more: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

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A post shared by Zuzkanaostrove (@zuzkanaostrove) on Aug 31, 2018 at 1:20am PDT

To cut through all that fucking traffic.

Back to our regular, scheduled, programming…

9. Joseph the Carpenter waiting for his bus is a whole mood and a half

 

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A post shared by Malcolm Briffa (@antipatku) on Aug 24, 2018 at 9:09pm PDT

10. Some offers you just can’t miss

 

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A post shared by Huneasd (@huneasd) on Aug 9, 2018 at 1:06pm PDT

11. Even cats can’t get enough of galletti

 

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A post shared by Valeria (@veil_h) on Mar 17, 2018 at 1:12am PDT

And while Malta might be weird, there are still some #OnlyInMalta shots that cancel out all the dumb shit we do.

12. Like this beautiful sunset shot you can only get here

 

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A post shared by Pauline ? (@pauline__pace) on Mar 24, 2019 at 11:06am PDT

BONUS: #OnlyInMalta can you open your door to hand-delivered, hand-made, fresh out the oven, bread

 

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A post shared by Val Petkova ? (@val.petkova) on Nov 15, 2018 at 10:28am PST

Petition to make Ħobż tal–Malti a national treasure, stat.

Have you seen any more weird things around Malta? Upload them to Instagram and use the #OnlyInMalta – you never know, we might just feature it next time around.

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