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More From #OnlyInMalta: Putting The Islands On The Map With Some Questionable Snaps

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Question: why doesn’t Malta have a chapter in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not?

We might be small, but what we lack in size we sure do make up for with oddities and obscurities. We’ve got microwaves in walls, for crying out loud. Microwaves. In. Walls.

What it means is that Malta is weird, but in the best of ways, and these images prove just that:

1. Drive DEAD slow, because going fast means you’ll live

 

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2. These ancient runes are said to be an incantation for protection from nature

 

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Priva etp ropet – green is good.

3. Honda are trialling their new AC systems only in Malta

 

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Now with extra dust and pollution!

4. In Malta, you are what you eat.

 

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And obviously, all we eat is Ħobż biżŻejt.

5. #OnlyInMalta would you find this sick style

 

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Because we know what fexxin is and we goddamn werq it.

6. This Talbot & Bons board speaks the truth!

 

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God forbid we stray from the words of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Chardonnay.

7. Now for a joke: How many Maltese does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

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As many as you can fit into an MEP election drive.

8. One more: Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

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To cut through all that fucking traffic.

Back to our regular, scheduled, programming…

9. Joseph the Carpenter waiting for his bus is a whole mood and a half

 

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10. Some offers you just can’t miss

 

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11. Even cats can’t get enough of galletti

 

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And while Malta might be weird, there are still some #OnlyInMalta shots that cancel out all the dumb shit we do.

12. Like this beautiful sunset shot you can only get here

 

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BONUS: #OnlyInMalta can you open your door to hand-delivered, hand-made, fresh out the oven, bread

 

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Petition to make Ħobż talMalti a national treasure, stat.

Have you seen any more weird things around Malta? Upload them to Instagram and use the #OnlyInMalta – you never know, we might just feature it next time around.

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