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Oh My: These #OnlyInMalta Uploads Give A Hauntingly Accurate Insight Into Life On The Islands

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Malta lives on two ends of a spectrum; there is nothing in between. Things are either strikingly accurate or savagely questionable. We’ll let you come to your own conclusion with these snaps from around Malta and Gozo…

Ever taken a scroll on the #OnlyInMalta Instagram channels? It’s a wild ride, bitches. Buckle the fuck up.

1. We’ve seen previous entries of panties on rooves, but we haven’t seen any pentis yet, have we?

 

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No, and we’d like to keep it that way.

2. Ah, San Flexilis, the patron saint of car tyres.

 

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#angel #petrolstation #tireslayer #tires #onlyinmalta #malta #lovemalta #horror #vision #night #strangerthings #strangeplaces

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Swipe on that post to see Freddie Portelli and his old bandmates.

3. Finish the sentence: Only In Malta…

 

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…will you be threatened with force-feeding for littering.

4. Move aside, Moviment Graffitti, there’s a new rally group in town and they’re really trying to move the earth

 

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5. Here we see a true wonder of Darwinian theory

 

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6. Only In Malta would you… find a lizard with better stage presence than your own Eurovision entry

 

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7. There’s an old tradition in Malta that translates into something along the lines of ‘when man takes goat to Agenda Bookstore, man gets ultimate glory

 

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8. Rumour has it, Malta plans on dominating Eurovision 2020 with their cover of Wrecking Ball, aptly retitled L-Aqwa Żmien

 

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L-aħjar ħin, l-aqwa żmien, ejja mmorru għal spin.

9. This.

 

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When you’re so desperate for a pastizz that you decide to go toe-to-toe with a bus and park on a zebra crossing only to be made to MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

10. Health and Safety, where you at?

 

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11. Our final addition, because you really will see this #OnlyInMalta…

 

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Seen any odd sights around Malta lately? Snap a pic and tag it with #OnlyInMalta, we’d love to find more visual oddities.

READ NEXT: More From #OnlyInMalta: Putting The Islands On The Map With Some Questionable Snaps

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