#OnlyInMalta: These Instagram Posts Are Showing The World The Best (Ahem, Worst) Of The Islands
Instagram can be a treasure trove of wonders. One minute, you’re scrolling through thirst traps, the next you’re actually thirsty because #HappyHour is a thing and you’re broke on the run-up to payday.
These posts shine a light on some of the things that make Malta… Malta.
1. Like this microwave in a wall in the middle of Mellieħa
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0LYwIwn0As/
Another brick in the wall is one hot record, but this hole in the wall eatery is something to marvel at.
2. This demonic bus, probably taking you on a one-way trip to hell in airconditioned style
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu5nbQun-Jq/
Move back or else.
3. #PentySpissPentyBiss
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsxh39EnOEs/
Monday, Tuesday, Sexy, Thursday… because only in Malta can the entire island tell when you’re washing your delicates on a Sunday afternoon just by looking out of their window.
4. The alternative to a donkey is not a karozzin
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYDRTVnyQV/
Take it from Mary and Joseph themselves.
5. With Christmas (kinda) just around the corner…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrqCphaH5ut/
6. Meanwhile, in Valletta
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqk9FA9nBBe/
7. Please keep noise to a minimum when in the vicinity of Malta’s party strip
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnOGZj-g1tA/
Mela.
8. I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, construction…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkrzKVoD_9L/
Fucking cranes.
9. From the days before our genomes had the height strain
https://www.instagram.com/p/Big5eHeFgL-/