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Too-Many-Friends Problems That Ruin Your Life In Malta

Too-Many-Friends Problems That Ruin Your Life In Malta

When your entire life is planning to meet someone or cancelling on them

11 Maltese Dad-Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe

11 Maltese Dad-Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe

There's side-splitting funny, and there's "Pa - ieqaf!"

Things Fashion-Forward Men In Malta Are Sick Of Hearing

Things Fashion-Forward Men In Malta Are Sick Of Hearing

They just don't get it bro

Hawking Says Earth Is Doomed - But How Would The Maltese Survive On Mars?

Hawking Says Earth Is Doomed - But How Would The Maltese Survive On Mars?

The Maltese may not be Elon Musk's first choice for Martians.

Things English Teachers In Malta Are Sick Of Hearing

Things English Teachers In Malta Are Sick Of Hearing

You've been warned.

6 Exotic Pets Malta Needs

6 Exotic Pets Malta Needs

Your time's up, Rex.

The Official Kuġin-O-Meter

The Official Kuġin-O-Meter

It's imporant to know how many times removed someone is before requesting a favour.

What To Think About When Choosing Your Children's School In Malta

What To Think About When Choosing Your Children's School In Malta

(Or How Not To Fuck Up Their Lives)

Can You Guess EXACTLY How Much It Rained Yesterday In Malta?

Can You Guess EXACTLY How Much It Rained Yesterday In Malta?

Clue: More than anyone wanted

Stages Of Having A Puncture In Malta

Stages Of Having A Puncture In Malta

And it's always raining. Of course.

9 Maltese Childhood Fad Rivalries From The 90s

9 Maltese Childhood Fad Rivalries From The 90s

Back when we swore we'd kill over trivial things!

11 Most Illogical Maltese Curses

11 Most Illogical Maltese Curses

Illogical zitek, my friend.