RANKED: Malta’s Sexiest Male Religious Figures Of All Time

Everyone loves men of God. They provide us with comfort and security, wise words and even rest. We all love to flock behind, under and in front of these (sexy) Religious figures.

It’s no secret that there seems to be something in our holy waters which produce truly good looking and charismatic priests abound.

Here’s a look at the country’s sexiest religious figures of all time, ranked in descending order.

Join us in thanking God for his bountiful gifts.

10. Gordon Manche

Gordon Manche is Malta’s very own OG pastor. He preaches to his crowds in a way that makes them see the light — sad to say he had to kick off our list at the bottom though. Sorry boo

9. Mons. Mikiel Gonzi

No Maltese list can be complete without the OG Gilf Gonzi. Mikiel always had it, the firecracker himself is the ancestor of Lawrence Gonzi — runner up in the Sexiest Male Politicians ranking. No wonder

8. Fr. Ray Toledo

Although Fr Toledo only comes in at number 8, he is still our top guy when it comes to practicing our lent spiritual exercises. Show us the light Father.

7. Mgr. Frans Abdilla

The Episcopal Vicar for the Clergy and Parishes looks every inch like a real and proper sweetheart. This guy has the sweetest eyes in the universe, God bless.

6. Rev. Dr Rene Camilleri

Who needs Richard Gere when Reverend Camilleri is around? Nobody, that’s who. This expert in Fundamental and Dogmatic Theology can lecture us anytime he likes on the benefits of Evangelisation and Christian Anthropology.

5. Rabbi Admor Dov Riger

Malta’s very own fashion icon and sweetness in a jar, the Admor is an all-rounder. He studied various subjects and is sure to keep you on your toes when it comes to conversing about anything in this world. He is also a writer who delves into philosophical, grammatical and religious subjects — what’s not to like?

4. Dun Claude Portelli

Dun Claude is one of those Parish priests who pulls you towards God in an instant. His charismatic public speaking and charming good looks will surely keep your attention focused.

3. Mark Montebello

Malta’s bad boy priest never fails to give a voice to those in need. There’s nothing we love more than someone who is not afraid to speak his mind and fight for what’s right. Is there anything sexier?

2. Marcello Ghirlando

Another ballsy bad boy making our rankings is the fearless Ghirlando. Malta’s very own steamy exorcist is a walking encyclopaedia, we are not joking. This guy knows his A-Z of religion by heart, and is bound to make you feel safe whenever he’s around.

1. Fr Robert Galea

Fr Rob is an inspirational singer-songwriter beloved by all. He partook in Australia’s 2015 X Factor, but left the show due to parish commitments. Don’t worry Fr Rob, you will forever hold our heart’s X Factor. #Blessmefather

BONUS: Fr Tucci

Ok so technically he’s not a real religious figure per se, but we wouldn’t mind getting close to God through Fr Tucci’s dreamy sermons.

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