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Why Star Wars Is A Lot More Maltese Than You Think

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Only two things are certain in this life: death, and a new Star Wars movie every couple of years. Here’s why the Maltese may be living on an island in the Med, but it’s basically a galaxy far, far away.

1. We’re a land of short, fuzzy, belligerent beings

Making us an easy target, but still loved by many


2. And even the tall ones are fuzzy and belligerent

There’s no escaping the madness.


3. Our grammar is a bit broken

Get our point across, we do. 


4. We’re all about believing in a higher power

And and are very well versed in the whole “May the Force be with you”… just watch how quickly we’ll reply “and also with you” 

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5. And The Force aligns perfectly with our lifestyle

An excuse to be even lazier by telepathically drawing objects to your lounging position? Yes please.

The Force

6. We all have a Jabba the Hutt on our street

You know the one who constantly looks like they hate everyone and their existence on this planet is a huge burden to bear.


7. You’ll keep bumping into the same five people

Despite the great size of the universe (or our lovely island) you’re always inclined to meeting the same people no matter where you go.

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8. And while kissing siblings might be gross, cousins on the other hand…

At least Luke and Leia can play the ‘I had no idea we were related’ card.

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BONUS: We manage to piss off even our biggest fans

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