The Smuggest Bitches Of Every Maltese Power Cut

You either hate them or you are them

Martin

1. The person with 95% battery

So you got lucky, and had your phone plugged in when the power went out - can you not rub it in my 17% face?

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2. The neighbour with a generator 

If you could kindly turn down your Celine Dion for a second, the rest of us are trying to cry into a pillow in peace.

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3. The online preachers

"Can we stop complaining and take a moment to appreciate the simple life with no outside noise" - no. And please don't preach about enjoying that Amish life on Facebook.

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4. The gas stove owners

We get it, you can make coffee or tea or eggs or a frikken souffle if you wanted. Just keep it to yourself and let the electric stove people lament their heavy gas cylinders in silence.

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5. Expats (literally all of them)

"Ma this never happens in London how silly."

"Mur ara jiġri hekk Brussels ajma..."

"Laqqas in a developing country"

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6. The opposition party

Nothing says smug quite like a political party blamed for years of power cuts watching the electricity go out while the shoe is on the other foot.

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Written By

Chucky Bartolo

When he's not writing for Lovin Malta, Chucky spends his time talking puppies, politics, and pop stars (read: Mariah Carey); complete with unnecessarily melodramatic facial expressions.

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