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Things To Stop Telling Pale People In Malta

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Most Maltese people have that so-called olive skin that withstands the sun even in its highest of UV ratings. But there are some Maltese, just a select few, whose skin should come with a protective case while they’re living on the islands.

But there’s no need to remind them of their paleness repeatedly. Here’s what you need to stop saying to pale people:

1. You’re sick jaqaw?

Nope. This is how I always look.

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2. Make sure you wear a hat ta’!

Why don’t you wear your ass as a hat and leave me alone?

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3. Hun, you’re going to get sunstroke if you’re not careful…

She says as she applies the third layer of tanning oil.

Yes, and you’re going to look like a mummy by the time you’re 30.

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4. Pale skin is nice as well ta’, very editorial

Thanks for that. Now my life can start.

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5. You’re half English imma, no?

No, but you’re full annoying.

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6. You won’t tan ta’. You’ll just burn and then peel.

I’m glad you know my skin better than I do.

Look over there, that’s a perfect spot you can fuck off to.

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7. Mur fix-xemx ftit jahasra!

I can’t. I’m actually a vampire.

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