Oh hi there! If you’re looking for an in-depth analysis of the acts, performances and the cultural subtext surrounding the first season of Malta’s Got Talent, then congratulations!
This is not it.
Sorry not sorry. But hey, we seem to be getting a Golden Buzzer moment this week, which makes us all go: PLEASE! GOD! NO! MAP! READING!
And also no performance rip-offs.
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See here why Malta’s Got Talent is a weird smorgasbord of nepotism mixed with societally-ingrained mediocrity, while you tune in for our review of said smorgasbord by someone with minimal experience in the dramatic or creative arts of the latest rendition of Malta-Goes-To-The-Hunger-Games-Of-Performances-But-We-Don’t-Actually-Overturn-The-Government-By-Book-Three-And-Also-No-One-Dies.