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LIVE BLOG: Malta’s (Hopefully) Got No Kantun-Smashing Men

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In case the title wasn’t a dead giveaway, I’m still fuming at last week’s episode. Mainly because we pulled an oh-my-god-let’s-give-four-yeses-to-a-man-with-a-naming-complex-who-blows-raspberries-through-a-hosepipe-and-has-a-weird-affinity-for-near-cranial-trauma.

Pictured: the recipient of the aforementioned undeserved four yeses

Pictured: the recipient of the aforementioned undeserved four yeses

In non-Malta’s Got Talent news, hey Trump’s out. Allegedly. So, yeah there you go. News updates on a Malta’s Got Talent blog.

This is what’s called “tangential”, kids.

Moving swiftly on.

Here’s to what I believe is the last episode before the live-but-virtual-semi-finals in two weeks’ time. And if there’s another episode in the interim, well, I blame my lack of awareness on a kantun to the head.

Sue me.

Also Maxine, where’s your Golden Buzzer at?

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Self-titled resident SJW and expressionless in-house Head of Internal Marketing. Matt loves prepping vegan and vegetarian food, consumes way too much coffee, and has an unhealthy penchant for storyboarded Instagram Stories. When he's not trying to figure out social media policies, marketing strategies or cracking SEO conundrums, you can catch him as the host of Basically, Livestream Of Consciousness or Lovin Daily. Hit him up if you've got a story about the environment, arts and culture, health, politics and activism, or LGBTQI+ issues. He's also a doctor, but we don't talk about that.
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