Our Phones Reveal 11 Awkward Truths About Maltese People
They say that in 2018 our phones know more about us than we do. With new predictive technology and Big Brother always watching, it’s hard to argue with that statement. But what does our AI companion really think about us? Will the Maltese people be spared when technology rises up against humanity?
We asked you to help us find out what our phones really think about Maltese people.
So, it seems Maltese people are…
1. … spending way too much money
Eesh! Hopefully Greg’s budgeting can get us back on track.
2. … unlikely to do a good job
Even if we are the only ones who can do this, it seems we’re g
3. … can’t afford nice clothes
At least we’re good friends despite our limited outfit choices.
4. … ready for some decapitations
Sorry Marija Antwanetta, but the revolution is coming.
“Ħallihom jieklu l-pastizzi”
5. … big fans of drunk texting
“I love you. You’re so pretty. Is the room spinning for you too? I’m gonna sing this song really loud.”
6. … not really making a good name for ourselves
Seems like this mobile phone had a little bit of pent up rage.
7. … going off the grid
Is this a reflection of us returning to our roots, or our mobile phones planning to cut us off from the rest of the world before starting an official takeover?
8. … friend-zoning unwanted advances
Sorry Daniel, no amount of YouTube views will win the nation’s love. It’s not you, it’s us… we just see you as a parody king, not a lover.
9. … always ready to help you grab a good bite
We’re not shy about our love for food
10. … super nosy
This wasn’t for you – please don’t open it, OK?!
11. … sex maniacs
There’s never a bad time to get it on!