The art of printing a forced-confession for your dog, and snapping an image of them standing near it for the whole internet to laugh (and awh) at is an internet-old art that really needs to become a thing locally.
It’s known as dog shaming, and these examples are just a few we hope to see in future.
1. The weak bladder
We’ve all been there before, putting your entire life on hold for the two-hour time slot you’re sure the priest is going to turn up. Well, unlike us, dogs don’t really get the concept of Catholic hierarchy.
2. The truly Maltese dog
Spiteful and constantly hungy #OneOfUs
3. The true champ(s)
Double tragedy, as the party will either be ruined by a lack of pastizzi, or a dog puking up a storm.
4. The temptress
Even dogs can blaspheme, but who cares when the tasty wax figurines are too hard to resist.