ON THE RUN: Sean Gravina's Asshole Escapes Hotel After Giving Worker 'Bite Of His Life'

Asshole did a runner while the Corinthia staff were upgrading his "suite"

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Sean Gravina's Asshole has taken flight and is currently soaring over the island, full of life, destination unknown, as people scramble to find it before it lands and bites another victim.

Early Friday afternoon, Maltese chef Sean Gravina confirmed with Lovin Malta that his little green Asshole had been spotted at the Corinthia San Gorg hotel.

Asshole, a young, energetic, male parrot named after his obsession with pecking and biting everyone he comes across, had run away from Sean Gravina's home about a month ago. He was missing until earlier this week, when he casually flew into the 5-Star hotel.

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Pictured: Sean Gravina's Asshole

Now, Gravina's little green Asshole has done a runner on the Corinthia staff

A representative from the Corinthia told Lovin Malta that they've been taking care of the parrot since he entered heir hotel earlier this week.

They described Gravina's Asshole as friendly, and nice to play with, and said it was in a very good condition, especially considering it had been out and about for over a month.

However, they saw another side to Sean's Asshole when they tried to upgrade it to a larger cage

Gravina's Asshole had other plans when they opened its cage doors, and promptly bit not one, but two staff members, giving one of them "the bite of his life".

After leaving its mark on the staff, Gravina's Asshole flew off into the blue sky, and hasn't been seen since.

Have you spotted Sean Gravina's Asshole? Let us know in the comments below

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Johnathan Cilia

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